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Previously on Call Me Fitz.

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Where the fuck
are all the cars?

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They were repossessed.

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All you've ever
done is fuck me.

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I fucked you?

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You you you,
you love each other.

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I think Richard is
acting up because

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he feels abandoned.

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By his mother, his
father, his son,

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and now you leaving
makes it worse.

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Ya, ya what he said.

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Someone on this strip
is trying to

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fuck our dealership.

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Mr. Childs told me
that he's Ken's

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long lost
brother?

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I could have been
Mrs. Pat Childs.

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[manic laughter]

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Well fuck me.

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If you we're plowing
her with Burbon Sours

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then that means you...

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Fucking proposed?

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Oh ya...

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No european country
prohibits marriage

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between first cousins.

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We are not doing shit
until you tell me why

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your brother is here.

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I think it's time we
told everyone the truth.

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Richard, I am
your real father.

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You gotta be
fucking kidding me.

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So that means
Paula is...

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My sister.

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Wait a second,

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so Ken's not
my real father?

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[crowd gasps and twitters]

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When people lose something,
they find ways to

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fill the void.

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Sometimes with a
business opportunity.

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Who needs a son when
daddy's got game.

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Come on,
fuckers!

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[♪ ♪]

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Sometimes with therapy.

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This is all the
family I need.

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[♪ ♪]

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And sometimes with
a pathetic attempt

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to make up for lost time.

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My father -
our father would like

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to offer you a job.

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You tell douche
beard he can't

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buy his way
into my life.

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We'd start you at
120,000 Richard

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And it would give us a
chance to work together,

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as brother
and sister.

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In case you change
your mind.

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But somewhere along the way,
he'll be faced with a choice

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that will define who
he is as a man.

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Get off my property.

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Real men stick to
their guns and find

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their own path.

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Real men know if you
play your cards right,

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the world is your oyster.

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[car horn]

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You're a fuckin
loser Fitz

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Fuck.

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[♪ ♪]

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♪ Without you
I'd find my smile ♪

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♪ Without you
I'd'a won by a mile ♪

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♪ Without you
Oh life would be so grand ♪

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♪ Without you
I'm half a man ♪

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♪ With out you

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♪ Without youuu

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♪ Without you.

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[♪ Sad jazzy horn music ]

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What the fuck
do you want?

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The secret is heart.

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[♪ ♪]

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Oh my god, the hot
dog is right.

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Maggie.

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[hammering]

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Ok, Richard,
is this

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really
necessary?

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Get off my ass,
felchy-smurf.

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Every time
your mother

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abandons
the family,

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you tend to--

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Not want to talk
about it.

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Don't don't look
at this as a loss,

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look at it
as a gain.

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Now you got
two daddys.

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Who are both lying
sacks of shit.

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Face it, the
dealership's done.

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Richard,
you've worked your

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whole life to build
this dealership.

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What are you going
to do for money?

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Don't worry your
freakishly-shaped

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head over it.

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Fitzy's got a plan
to put us back

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on easy street.

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Fuck! There's gotta
be something

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worth pawning in
this shithole.

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S'up?

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What are
you doing?

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Looking for
the cat.

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We do not
have a cat.

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And mystery solved.

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You are welcome.

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You want to look
for something,

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look for something
I can sell.

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Oh hey, what
about this?

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Never.

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That is a priceless
memory of

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Richard's father.

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Ex-father,
dick-drool.

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Yeah, Larry.

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Wait a minute.

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If Ken isn't your
father then that

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means that we are.

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Friends, Josh.

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I knew it, you big
tall bastard.

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Legacy is not
about blood,

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it's about nurturing.

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Think of
Grandma Alice.

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She faced adversity,
and yet found

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triumph and she even
managed to give back

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with philanthropic pursuits.

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Look!

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She gave all her
money to A. A.!

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Josh, you're a
fucking genius.

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Yeah I know, right .

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Wait, why?

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Betsy.

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The car that made
me fall in love

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with everything.

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She must be worth
a mint by now.

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We gotta track
Betsy down.

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How do you plan on
doing that, Mr.?

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Don't worry.

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I got a guy.

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Foxley Classics .

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Get your blast from
the past,

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with no money down.

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Foxley?

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This is your
lucky day.

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Fitz?

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I don't think so.

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I need you to
track down my

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first love Foxley.

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Betsy.

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She's a '52
Elwood Classic.

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Well, well.

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Look who's come
crawling back

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on his hands and
knees, huh Fitz?

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Isn't that your
go-to position?

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I'll take that
as a compliment.

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Still know how to
charm a girl, I see.

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Look, find the car,

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I'll kick you a
finder's fee.

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Five bills.

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A grand.

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C'mon, Foxley.

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Seven-fifty.

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For old
time's sake.

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For old
time's sake?

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Why didn't
you say so.

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Twelve hundred.

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Fuck.

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Fine.

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A grand it is but I
want it by noon.

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Deal.

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Foxley...

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[♪ ♪]

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Still got it,
old man.

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Some of it, anyway.

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Maggie Murphy.

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Yeah, I put
on a few years.

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Unlike you.

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Oh, tell that
to my tits.

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If they're talking,
I'm listening.

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We had some crazy
times, huh?

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Yeah.

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Streaking through
the casino.

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You mean running
naked 'cause my

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boyfriend had
a shotgun.

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That quickee to Rio?

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You mean when you
left me stranded at

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the airport 'cause
you took Elaine

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instead of me?

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Oh yeah.

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You shoulda
been there.

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Cuba, that was you.

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Oh, Tequila.

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Qualuudes.

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A cheap motel room. And...

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[whispers]

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That I will
never forget.

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Why don't we take
this conversation

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somewhere else.

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Done.

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I know.

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This is awkward
for me too.

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You know,
because you were

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my girlfriend.

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And we dated...

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Come through,
Foxley?

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Piece of cake.

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How did you find
it so fast?

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Your mom sold it to me
before she blew town.

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She didn't even negotiate.

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A little fuck you to
you and your old man.

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She knew how much
that car meant

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to you
and Ken

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Oh and I'm
keeping it.

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Okay,
first of all,

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he's not my old man,
and we had a deal.

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To find the car.

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Which I did.

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The rest of your
deal can go climb

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up your urethra like
those charming

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little penis fish
in the Amazon.

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Yuck.

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Dot, this car
is not just a

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car to Richard.

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It's love.

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Abandoned by his
father and mother,

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he needs to
fill the void

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in his heart.

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Look, if this is
about us,

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don't drag
them into it.

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You really think I'd
get in bed with you

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after you ruined
my life?

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I never meant to
hurt you.

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You're the one who
walked away from

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the dealership.

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Which one?

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The rotting pile of
ash or the dumpy

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trailer on the ass end
of dealership row?

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You know what?

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He's right.

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You broke up
with me.

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Fine.

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I'll give you 5k for
the car right now.

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Larry?

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Oh... uh...

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How do you feel
about layaway?

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Like I want to roll
it up and skull

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fuck you with it.

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Ladies.

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Hey! Hey!

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Hi, how are ya?

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Ok. Alright.

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Sorry you guys had to
witness that by the way.

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What can I say?

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This stud is hard
to get over.

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Had some good
times in old Bets.

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You might say it's your
very own time machine,

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transporting you
back to the land

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of yesteryear.

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It's a time
machine?

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Holy shit!

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[ZAP!]

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Ouch!

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Richard, this is the
universe telling you

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to work through
your issues with

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your father and--

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Steal the car.

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I'm gonna make
her mine again.

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No, I'm pretty sure
the universe does

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not condone grand
theft auto.

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Josh can you
de-electrify

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this fence?

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Can a child soldier
lay a minefield?

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We cannot
steal a car

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in broad
daylight!

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Ya, Larry's
right.

274
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:36,026
Thank you.

275
00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,158
We'll wait
until dark.

276
00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,681
You wi -
awww.

277
00:10:38,681 --> 00:10:40,596
Josh, let's go
get a drink.

278
00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,515
The Church of
Intimate Light.

279
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,212
Didn't that used to
be a rub'n tug?

280
00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:49,910
It's still a still a
place of connection,

281
00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:52,826
only now it helps us
unlock the deity within.

282
00:10:52,826 --> 00:10:54,392
What are you,
a fortune cookie?

283
00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:56,046
Think of me as a
cookie of eternal

284
00:10:56,046 --> 00:10:58,048
happiness,
a way to touch the

285
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,094
divine and caress
the future.

286
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,705
Are we still talking
about fucking.

287
00:11:02,705 --> 00:11:04,794
I never should have
brought you here.

288
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:06,578
I just thought the
church might give

289
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:08,145
you a sense
of release.

290
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,016
The kind of
release I need,

291
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,713
you don't do
in church.

292
00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,323
Don't you ever want
to reach for

293
00:11:12,323 --> 00:11:13,934
something more?

294
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:15,936
That's what you said
to me that night we

295
00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,633
were caught doing it
on the roof of

296
00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:18,286
the Hojos.

297
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:19,548
[laughter]

298
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,724
There's more than one
way to talk to god.

299
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:22,725
You wanna
talk to God?

300
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,901
I got a mic
right here.

301
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:27,904
Too much huh?

302
00:11:27,904 --> 00:11:29,297
We're not getting
any younger, Kenny.

303
00:11:29,297 --> 00:11:30,820
And this is
something I

304
00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,735
really
believe in.

305
00:11:32,735 --> 00:11:33,736
Fuck me.

306
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:40,395
Not unless you're a
member of the church.

307
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:43,398
I'm in,
C'mon.

308
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,884
For the record,
I am still not

309
00:11:50,884 --> 00:11:52,755
condoning this crime!

310
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:53,800
Relax dick stilts.

311
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,149
It's not a crime
if it already

312
00:11:55,149 --> 00:11:56,324
belongs to you.

313
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,717
This is the
family car--

314
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,153
it's my fucking legacy.

315
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:01,068
Just look at
her curves.

316
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:07,248
You two keep an eye
out for the cops.

317
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,084
This is gonna
require the

318
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,868
old Fitzy touch.

319
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,959
Oh... yeah.

320
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,093
C'mon baby.

321
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,137
Come on.

322
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,707
That's my girl.

323
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,753
Let's go.

324
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,623
[bell rings]

325
00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:49,986
[chanting]

326
00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,945
My balls are cold.

327
00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:55,209
Doesn't your divine
leader believe in heat?

328
00:12:55,209 --> 00:12:57,167
Modesty is a pebble
on the path to

329
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:58,908
enlightenment.

330
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:02,520
You weren't so modest
back in the day.

331
00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:03,608
Fuck.

332
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:04,479
Feels like I got a
pebble shoved

333
00:13:04,479 --> 00:13:05,567
up my ass.

334
00:13:05,567 --> 00:13:07,612
Ahem, shhhhh.

335
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:12,922
Silence begets
honesty, friend.

336
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,187
Oh.

337
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:19,842
You want some
fucking honesty?

338
00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,888
Why didn't
you say so?

339
00:13:21,888 --> 00:13:23,890
Listen up fucknuts,

340
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,327
because I'll only
say this once.

341
00:13:26,327 --> 00:13:27,894
We're all
full of shit.

342
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,852
But at least
I admit it.

343
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:32,289
I don't pretend to be
some Larry Krishna

344
00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:34,204
bragging about how
humble he is.

345
00:13:34,204 --> 00:13:35,815
Ken, c'mon,
sit down.

346
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,599
I'm not sittin'
anywhere.

347
00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:38,992
This fake guru
bullshit is

348
00:13:38,992 --> 00:13:41,124
a cover up and
you know it.

349
00:13:41,124 --> 00:13:42,691
As if these assholes
weren't a bunch

350
00:13:42,691 --> 00:13:44,475
of fired baristas.

351
00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:45,694
I was LAID OFF!

352
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:46,869
I honestly think if
you'd get your sack

353
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,871
drained and have a
stiff drink you

354
00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:49,872
wouldn't need to
dress like

355
00:13:49,872 --> 00:13:51,831
Gandhi's homo brother.

356
00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:58,838
He's right, Stu.

357
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,665
It's Ravi Guruswami!

358
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:01,928
And I'm the one
leading the circle

359
00:14:01,928 --> 00:14:03,190
of free sharing, ok!

360
00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:05,583
This is Burning Man
all over again.

361
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:07,107
Obviously your unwillingness

362
00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:09,283
to accept Ravi
Guruswamin's supreme

363
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:12,025
enlightenment has
dimmed your kwom.

364
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:13,635
You hear that
barista-boy.

365
00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:14,810
He kicked you
in the kwom.

366
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:17,639
Yeah, well I kicked
his ass back in

367
00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,249
middle school and
I'll do it again.

368
00:14:19,249 --> 00:14:20,729
Okay, you just
bought yourself an

369
00:14:20,729 --> 00:14:22,470
hour scrubbing out
the reflective pool.

370
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,863
I'm shaking, Stu.

371
00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,168
Make that two hours.

372
00:14:25,168 --> 00:14:28,650
Those were MY fire
stilts and you know it!

373
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:31,783
[laughs]

374
00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:33,960
Is this the kind
of help you were

375
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,440
looking for,
Magpie?

376
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,660
Let's get
outta here.

377
00:14:41,445 --> 00:14:43,360
What the fuck's
taking so long?

378
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,928
Josh! Josh!

379
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:47,408
Sorry, man.

380
00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:48,800
Titanium locks--

381
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,454
no way we can cut
through it.

382
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:51,934
Fuck.

383
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:52,935
Richard, it's times
like this we need to

384
00:14:52,935 --> 00:14:54,937
think like
Grandma Alice.

385
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:55,938
Did she let her
drinking problem

386
00:14:55,938 --> 00:14:56,852
topple her?

387
00:14:56,852 --> 00:14:58,810
No, she went
to A. A.

388
00:14:58,810 --> 00:15:01,552
It's all about moving
through adversity.

389
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,989
You're absolutely
right, stink-pickle.

390
00:15:02,989 --> 00:15:04,947
We need to
move through.

391
00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:07,950
Move through very,
very fast.

392
00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:11,301
Josh, get out of
the fucking way!

393
00:15:11,301 --> 00:15:12,650
Oh no no no.

394
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,435
[tires squeal]

395
00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:20,876
WAIT FOR ME!!!!

396
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,924
[♪ ♪]

397
00:15:28,971 --> 00:15:32,105
Hasn't changed
one bit.

398
00:15:32,105 --> 00:15:34,411
Same old
shitty carpet.

399
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:36,239
Same lumpy bed.

400
00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,024
You don't
suppose?

401
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:41,897
No way.

402
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:43,681
It's been decades.

403
00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:47,294
Still there.

404
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,991
You think this is
one of the ones we

405
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:49,818
laced with pcp?

406
00:15:49,818 --> 00:15:52,603
Only one way
to find out.

407
00:15:52,603 --> 00:15:54,692
Oh God, no!

408
00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,433
It's been years.

409
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,265
Like riding a bicycle.

410
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,315
Oh that's
pretty good.

411
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:10,970
Typical.

412
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,755
Another broad that
let me down.

413
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:16,540
[car starter turning over]

414
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,585
Fuck!

415
00:16:20,457 --> 00:16:22,546
Everything this family
touches breaks.

416
00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:24,331
What isn't broken is
that hearty

417
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,767
Fitzpatrick spirit.

418
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,377
What is broken is
your face if you

419
00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,901
open your pie-hole
one more time.

420
00:16:31,338 --> 00:16:32,643
What the fuck is wrong
with this car, Josh?

421
00:16:32,643 --> 00:16:33,775
Well, we did
just go through a

422
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:34,819
chain-linked
fence,

423
00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,038
so it could be
multiple things.

424
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,083
I got to get
it to a garage.

425
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:39,824
Whoah! Hey! Whoah!

426
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:40,477
Jeez, at least
you still have

427
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:42,175
the memories, man.

428
00:16:42,175 --> 00:16:42,958
That's what's good
about time machines.

429
00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:43,785
There's no such
thing as

430
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,439
time machines,
idiot!

431
00:16:45,439 --> 00:16:47,093
Richard, it is a
time machine.

432
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:50,618
Look, June 14th, 1989.

433
00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,880
That's the day you
ran into that

434
00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:53,186
fire hydrant.

435
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,057
The day Ken taught
me how to hot wire.

436
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:55,753
Yeah.

437
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,320
'89?

438
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,365
Holy shit.

439
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,498
Hey, come here, look.

440
00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,066
Junior High.

441
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:04,980
Remember?

442
00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:06,068
Our first joint.

443
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,852
We dropped
the cherry.

444
00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,245
We almost set the
car on fire.

445
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:10,986
Your father
was so mad.

446
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,509
He's not my father,
dick-limbs.

447
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:14,120
Or didn't you
get that memo?

448
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:14,859
No, Richard.

449
00:17:14,859 --> 00:17:16,861
You didn't.

450
00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,080
You may not be
bonded to your

451
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,256
family by the chains
of DNA but you are

452
00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,215
bonded by happy
memories mister.

453
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,913
"AA"

454
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:28,047
That's Grandma Alice.

455
00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:32,529
It doesn't stand for
Alcoholics Anonymous.

456
00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:34,879
It stands for
Asslove Alice.

457
00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,925
Ohhh Alice.

458
00:17:36,925 --> 00:17:37,969
I loved her work.

459
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,971
This is classic
stuff, Larry.

460
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:41,495
Grandma Alice?

461
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,150
But her philanthropic
pursuits!

462
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,847
She wasn't a

463
00:17:45,847 --> 00:17:47,109
whatever-the-
fuck-ipist,

464
00:17:47,109 --> 00:17:48,632
she fucked
for money.

465
00:17:48,632 --> 00:17:49,633
Don't you get it?

466
00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,287
I used to wack
off to your nana.

467
00:17:51,287 --> 00:17:51,983
There's nothing
good about

468
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,507
the Fitzpatricks.

469
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:55,726
Ken, Alice,

470
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:59,426
even this car is a
piece of shit.

471
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,123
I risked my ass to
save you from Foxley.

472
00:18:01,123 --> 00:18:02,820
And this is
how it ends?

473
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,909
I thought we had
something special.

474
00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:05,997
Fuck.

475
00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,348
We'll give you some
time, Richard.

476
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:10,437
This is a lot
to process.

477
00:18:10,437 --> 00:18:11,916
Josh and I will try
to find us a way

478
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:12,961
to get home.

479
00:18:14,702 --> 00:18:17,966
I'll leave you and
Betsy alone now.

480
00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:34,374
[♪ ♪]

481
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:41,163
[laughing]

482
00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:42,251
They don't make dope
like they used to.

483
00:18:42,251 --> 00:18:43,513
There's a lot of
things they don't

484
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:45,341
make like
they use to.

485
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:47,387
I'd do a couple
of things

486
00:18:47,387 --> 00:18:48,214
differently though.

487
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:49,780
We can.

488
00:18:49,780 --> 00:18:51,739
You and me.

489
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:53,088
Like we should've
done all those years

490
00:18:53,088 --> 00:18:55,960
ago before that kid
fucked up my life.

491
00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:57,962
You mean it?

492
00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:00,008
Starting with this.

493
00:19:02,271 --> 00:19:03,359
Oh, Kenny!

494
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:08,451
I mean who would
have thunk it?

495
00:19:08,451 --> 00:19:10,801
Every gas station on
the North Side closed

496
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,325
Because of National
Mechanics Day?

497
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:13,891
I didn't get
the memo...

498
00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:14,892
What the...

499
00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:19,897
[groans]

500
00:19:19,897 --> 00:19:21,072
Ooooh Betsy.

501
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:22,813
Let's run away
together Maggie.

502
00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:25,729
Start over.

503
00:19:25,729 --> 00:19:27,340
Fuck my family.

504
00:19:27,340 --> 00:19:29,037
But first, you.

505
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:31,735
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

506
00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,868
Betsy! Yeah!

507
00:19:33,868 --> 00:19:34,782
Oh yeah!

508
00:19:36,044 --> 00:19:41,092
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

509
00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,093
OH YEAHHHH!

510
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:48,404
AAAAAHHHHH!

511
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:49,449
Richard--

512
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:57,805
Ahh...

513
00:20:00,721 --> 00:20:03,202
I got nothing.

514
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:05,552
Ah, Richard...

515
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:10,818
You are filling an
emotional void with

516
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,298
with an erotic
fixation on your

517
00:20:12,298 --> 00:20:14,952
first love,
the automobile.

518
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,127
Yeah I mean,
I got busy with a

519
00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,781
spatula once,
you know,

520
00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,740
but then again,
you know, who didn't?

521
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:20,828
Right?

522
00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:21,698
Richard,
you cannot solve

523
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,700
everything with intercourse.

524
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,225
[car roars to life]

525
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,400
You were saying?

526
00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:28,966
Hahaha, shotgun!

527
00:20:30,272 --> 00:20:35,451
[♪ ♪]

528
00:20:37,801 --> 00:20:53,643
[♪ Smooth jazzy Horn Music ]

529
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,776
Why have I got
lube in my eyes?

530
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,560
That's a tear.

531
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,869
Fitzpatricks don't
have tear ducts: fact.

532
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:05,176
What the fuck do I
have to cry about?

533
00:21:05,176 --> 00:21:06,265
Your son.

534
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:11,748
I only have one son
and his name is

535
00:21:11,748 --> 00:21:13,968
Meghan Fitzpatrick.

536
00:21:13,968 --> 00:21:16,013
So that that's
what's eating you,

537
00:21:16,013 --> 00:21:17,058
isn't it?

538
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,930
You didn't leave
me for Elaine.

539
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:22,890
You left me for
your family.

540
00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:23,934
For your son.

541
00:21:23,934 --> 00:21:25,240
That makes about as
much sense as a

542
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:28,025
Chinaman winning
the Indy 500.

543
00:21:29,766 --> 00:21:30,898
I know that
look Ken.

544
00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,769
That's denial.

545
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:34,815
Also, drugs.

546
00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,078
But mainly denial.

547
00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:38,166
Right, I went
back for the

548
00:21:38,166 --> 00:21:40,124
bullshit kid and
the bullshit wife.

549
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:42,779
And everything worked
out hunky-dory.

550
00:21:42,779 --> 00:21:44,259
You're being sarcastic.

551
00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:45,304
Am I?

552
00:21:49,133 --> 00:21:52,659
Wait, am I?

553
00:21:54,487 --> 00:21:56,489
You feel better now?

554
00:21:58,186 --> 00:21:59,970
Must have been
the grass.

555
00:21:59,970 --> 00:22:04,018
It's called talking
about your feelings.

556
00:22:05,802 --> 00:22:07,717
You always could
read me.

557
00:22:07,717 --> 00:22:09,632
You have a
special gift.

558
00:22:09,632 --> 00:22:10,764
And it's not just
that thing you do

559
00:22:10,764 --> 00:22:13,419
with your tongue.

560
00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:16,291
Well I better
get going.

561
00:22:16,291 --> 00:22:18,206
Prayer session
in two hours.

562
00:22:18,206 --> 00:22:21,209
Back to Guru
Fucknuts' Playhouse?

563
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:24,255
You don't need those
miserable pricks.

564
00:22:24,255 --> 00:22:26,388
Well I may not
need the church,

565
00:22:26,388 --> 00:22:29,130
but the church
needs me.

566
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:31,350
You're right,
I do have a gift.

567
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,700
And it's time those
bastards could

568
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:34,918
see it too.

569
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,363
Give 'em hell, Mags.

570
00:22:45,842 --> 00:22:49,846
That's Maggie Guruswami
to you, fucknuts.

571
00:23:02,642 --> 00:23:03,512
Give em hell.

572
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:08,430
Oh, great.

573
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:11,390
Another booze-soaked
drunken-daddy call.

574
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,478
What is it
this time?

575
00:23:12,478 --> 00:23:13,914
A few shots of
whiskey with a side

576
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:15,916
order of regret?

577
00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,308
My mom left.

578
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:20,573
Ken's not my
real father.

579
00:23:20,573 --> 00:23:21,225
Pat Childs is.

580
00:23:21,225 --> 00:23:23,271
Ugh, unbelievable.

581
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:25,447
As always, it is
all about you.

582
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,883
Did you even hear
what I said?

583
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:28,450
I cannot even begin
to describe to you

584
00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,800
the size of the fuck
I do not give.

585
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,889
Who cares if Ken is not
your biological father.

586
00:23:32,889 --> 00:23:34,151
Case in point:
you are the

587
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:35,849
biological father
of my child,

588
00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:36,893
your only son,

589
00:23:36,893 --> 00:23:38,852
and we both know
that means nothing.

590
00:23:38,852 --> 00:23:43,422
[baby cries]

591
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:44,771
It's up to
you, Fitz.

592
00:23:44,771 --> 00:23:48,339
Get a life or take
some place else.

593
00:24:02,876 --> 00:24:07,228
Hey! You lying
meatsack!

594
00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:09,709
Who the fuck says the
secret is "heart?!"

595
00:24:09,709 --> 00:24:11,754
The heart is nothing
but a fucked up,

596
00:24:11,754 --> 00:24:14,061
miserable,
abandoning whore!

597
00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,062
What are you
talking about?

598
00:24:15,062 --> 00:24:17,064
It's 100% pure
beef heart.

599
00:24:17,064 --> 00:24:18,805
Organic,
rich in iron,

600
00:24:18,805 --> 00:24:20,459
silky texture.

601
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:21,851
Buy three,
get one free!

602
00:24:26,987 --> 00:24:32,471
[♪ Just a Closer
Walk with Thee ♪]

603
00:24:33,863 --> 00:24:43,307
♪ Just a closer
walk with thee ♪

604
00:24:43,307 --> 00:24:50,489
♪ Grant it Jesus
is my plea ♪

605
00:24:54,101 --> 00:24:55,537
Your chosen elixir?

606
00:24:55,537 --> 00:24:58,235
Triple scotch,
straight up.

607
00:24:58,235 --> 00:24:59,802
And what of you,
White Satan?

608
00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,761
Three fingers of bourbon.

609
00:25:01,761 --> 00:25:02,849
Neat.

610
00:25:02,849 --> 00:25:09,203
♪ Let it be dear lord
let it be ♪

611
00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:23,609
[♪ ♪]

612
00:25:23,609 --> 00:25:25,045
There will be no
cancer causing

613
00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:28,178
sticks in this
establishment!

614
00:25:28,178 --> 00:25:30,006
Get out.

615
00:25:30,006 --> 00:25:31,355
We are neither
in Cameroon,

616
00:25:31,355 --> 00:25:34,141
nor the mid-to-late
nineties!

617
00:25:38,624 --> 00:25:39,755
GOOD DAY,
SIR!

618
00:25:49,635 --> 00:25:56,685
♪ When my feeble
life is over ♪

619
00:25:58,513 --> 00:26:06,782
♪ Time for me shall
be no more ♪

620
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:14,877
♪ Guide me gently,
safely over ♪

621
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,883
♪ To thy kingdom shores

622
00:26:20,883 --> 00:26:24,800
♪ To thy shore.

623
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,541
Hey Childs,
it's Fitz.

624
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:31,720
Listen, about
that job offer--

625
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:33,592
We should talk.

626
00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:36,203
Just a closer walk

627
00:26:36,203 --> 00:26:43,819
♪ Grant it Jesus
is my plea.

628
00:26:45,386 --> 00:26:53,873
♪ Daily walking
close to thee ♪

629
00:26:53,873 --> 00:27:01,924
♪ Let it be dear lord,
let it be ♪

630
00:27:01,924 --> 00:27:06,625
♪ Just a closer walk
with thee-eeeee ♪